Friday 19 April 2019

UKIP Clerihews, Written by Liberals

Nigel Farage
may well have won the referendum and put this country in charge
of its own destiny, but I’m still right
and seventeen million people just aren’t very bright.

Raheem Kassam
is a white supremacist bigot who wants to do immigrants harm.
Oh, hang on... How discouraging...
He’s an Indian of Muslim origin...

Paul Nuttall
should be blasted off the earth in a space shuttle.
Fuck democracy, everyone should just agree
with me.

David Kurten,
be certain,
is a Nazi. Full stop.
Poo-head xenophobe fart-face racist bum bum plop.

Diane James
is an ignorant Little Englander who can’t pronounce foreign names
even though she speaks fluent German and French
and I’m a cunt with a Media Studies degree, dreadlocks and a rancid stench.