My girlfriend cheated on me, so I cut
her tits off. Then I threw them in a lake
where maybe a voracious water-snake
will eat them. Or a peckish halibut.
Ha ha ha ha! No longer will she strut
and swagger all around the town and slake
her thirst for cock and cause men’s hearts to break,
now that flat chest is flatter still, the slut!
Take that, Theresa May! Take that, Christine
Lagarde, Indira Gandhi, Janet Yellen,
Angela Merkel, Margaret Thatcher, the Queen
and every vile vagina-wielding felon
who rules a company or bank or party!
This is a blow against the matriarchy!
