Has anybody seen the dodo?
Has he made an exeunt?
Perhaps the puffin spiked his cocoa
in a jealous, scheming stunt,
or broke his beak like a cheap yo-yo,
or gave his bum a hefty punt.
Has anybody seen the dodo?
Has he made an exeunt?
Did constipation kill the runt?
But dodos do do doo-doo though, so
no, no. Did he blow his oboe
far too near the badger hunt?
Has anybody seen the dodo?
Has he made an exeunt?
