Friday 19 April 2019

Clerihews 2

David Icke
insists human consciousness is reaching a spike
in the face of a million projectiles
like “He’s just a nutcase who talks about reptiles”.

Angela Merkel
was less than careful
when she said, “All of Morocco’s social climbers
can come to our country and grab our vaginas”.

George Soros
guffaws at how porous
Europe’s borders are, ploughing forests of cash
into reducing nations to smouldering ash.

George Galloway
wanted to sweep the warmongering Blairite cabal away.
Hero to liberals, according to whose logic however,
he must be an ignorant racist uneducated racist, for supporting the Brexit
     endeavour.

Jeremy Corbyn
was a real leftist who’d hated the European Union since his political dawning
but then he changed his mind to cater
to every self-obsessed champagne-liberal traitor.

Barack Obama,
clad in establishment armour,
continued the hooked dollar-sign’s Moscow-bound push.
No different to Bush.

Hillary Clinton
was a heroine to swarms of retards who think that “You’re racist!” is a reasoned
     opinion,
who can’t smell the radioactive horseshit on their doorsteps
and don’t realise that ‘left’ and ‘right’ are purely economic concepts.

Louise Untermensch,
right-wing feminist from the back bench,
called Russia a “paper bear cub” that the West should just bomb,
as though nuclear war is a pony trek. Total scum.