Behave!
you told me
or do you have a bee
in your bonnet
a wasp in your boot
a hive of hornets
behind your flies
or what
watch out, you warned
or the fuzz’ll be here
buzzing let’s be having you
I wish I’d had you
I would have had you
if I hadn’t have had
as many addling additives
as I had had
and if I hadn’t have been being
such an addict
such a has-been
such a sad excuse for a human being
I could have been having you,
I could have had my beans
right up you
yes
I wish I had have been
